Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Democrats of Tax Day! :P

Happy Tax Day, America! Today is the deadline for you to pay taxes. And while paying these taxes what better time to contemplate all the liberals and Democrats who would think you don't pay enough taxes and would like you to pay even more? ^_^

To begin with, let us all pause and be inspired by the example of Charles Geithner, Mr. Obama's Secretary of the Treasury and quite warmly endorsed by Mr. Obama as well. Mr. Geithner doubtless set a sterling example for all of us when he failed to pay his Social Security taxes. Doubtless paying taxes was all too petty for the man who is now in charge of the IRS, right? But as a loyal Obama toady we can be certain that Mr. Geithner is in favor of you paying more taxes. After all, don't you feel that you should pay more taxes to make up for the fact that Mr. Geithner didn't know how? :P

But perhaps the fact that the man to whom you pay your taxes thinks himself too good to pay his own share does not make you happy. Well then, why don't we turn and contemplate some of our beloved liberal Congressmen instead? ^_~

Quoth the Watertown Daily Times: "Others have allowed a sense of entitlement to obscure conscience and judgment. Rep. Charles B. Rangel, D-N.Y., occupied three rent-stabilized apartments in Harlem at below-market rents, failed to pay taxes on $75,000 in rental income from a beach house in the Dominican Republic and has had to pay more than $10,000 owed in back taxes. Yet he still chairs the House Ways and Means Committee."

Oh dear! That doesn't sound much better, does it? Especially when you consider the House Ways and Means Commitee is the one responsible for writing our tax laws. ^_^;

Oh well! As a good little Democrat Charles Rangel doubtless feels that the tax laws he writes are all for other people and never himself. And who among the liberals would ever disagree? After all, don't *you* feel that you should pay higher taxes so that Charles Rangel can have beach houses in the Dominican Republic at your expense rather than his own? O_o

As you finish your tax form be sure and think about Charles Rangel and his belief you should pay more taxes. Because that's what Obama's "Change and Hope" is truly all about. After all, if you don't pay your taxes so the liberals don't have to then how would Christopher Dodd be able to afford his little "Irish Cottage"? ^_^

And in talking about the reasons why *you* should pay higher taxes in order to make Democrats happy let us not forget the most important reason of all: President Obama likes pizza and is so stupid that he has to order pizza to be flown by jet from St. Louis because neither he, nor his staff, nor his supporters ever knew that there are also pizza joints in Washington D.C. Hey, America! Don't you feel that you should pay higher taxes so that Mr. Obama can eat pizza at your expense rather than at his own? Mr. Obama clearly thinks so. And who can doubt that when he does this he governs in the style of Rod Blagojevich? :P

Happy Tax Day, America! This is what you get whenever you vote for the Left! ^_~

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